Wednesday, 30 October 2019

Halloween POem - AUDIO!!! Ima record star!

i have posted this Halloween masterpeice before but just laetley I have empkloyed a sound engineer so that i can put my importent voice
down to posteritity for future gernerations to listen to and lean from. 


i am have paid Terry the sound engineer £600 a day witch sounds like a lot of mulah if you dont know anything about the arts but you have to pay for quality as you with here when you listen to my latest opic.




TERRY IS A VETERAN OF THE MSUIC SEEN and tells me he been in lots of bands including Hawkwind

and Manchestre band Fall


[fall guy Mark Smith]

aswell as         The Three Dungarees

(IKnow - who knew?!) hes very talented and versatile as you will here whe you listen to my gothic masterpeice, SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO HERE IT IS! 


Halloween 

The melancholy pale maiden, 
bloodless face of moon, translucent 
like a haunted ghost 
is she mestruating; 
does she even exist? 
She cries sad, 
silver, glittery tears 
glimpsing down onto the spooky, dark wood 
atmospheric, swirling 
mist like gossamer 
envelopes the forrest 
like a hypnotic dancer 
casting her spell 
on mesmerized menfolk 
catches in drops 
in the webs of the deadly 
black widow bitterly waiting 
her lover and prey 
a twig snaps! 
and vampiric bats terrify, 
flitting their tanglous wings 
flapping fear into your silken, fair hair 
a fox, a red gash, dashes out 
hurtling after wide eyed rabbit 
disturbed by the madness 
of mixamotosis 
bounces in the glint 
of his bulging dead eyes 
a clock chimes: 
bong! bong! bong! bong! bong!Bong! 
Bong! Bong! bong! bong! Bong! bong! 
The midnight hour, 
a time for witching, watching 
the cauldron pots of spells cast 
and disinterred corpses that dance 
there dance macabre stealing souls 
with their hard boiled egg zombie eyes 
of those who have only half died 
these evil doers will knock on your door 
steel you away 
and eat out your heart 
this is no trick or treat; no time to be weak 
keep you cricifix near to stave off your fear 
and pray for the asylum of sunlight to come soon. 
while in the distance you hear the blood curdling howl 
of the she wolf, as she is mated with the werewolf possessed and watched by the goat head 
of the lord of all eveil. 
Jesus, please help us. 


The end.

credits


released October 30, 2019 
poet Helene Butterfnut Squash Smithee             

Wednesday, 19 December 2018

Winster soltstice , hope and Brexit

The onwer of a popular chain of basic pubs for old men and pugilists  has commisioned me to wriet a rousing poem foe the winster solstice 2018 that will also bring hope for the currnet turbulent times ahead for Brexit Britain. Like king Arthur in Avalon, we can survive the winter of our discontinents and be great again like a dafodil poking its way up through the shit . This poem is called.
Poem for Winter Soltice 2018
 [Open your mind like a tin of mutton and you will gamble 
like a lamb in the coming of spring. ]

naked in the snow
my holly berry nipples , Christ's blood red,  
and hard
like the life of a wench, 
or a bullet.
the hand maids tell and we must hear = hark!


i dont mind the cold - it purifies these dark days
ready for the light like someone cured
of snow blandness
or cynicalism


there is a bear in the forest
watching me bathe
it offers me a fly agaric
like a paodfile with a toffeee
"NO NO! GO AWAY - YOU ARE A METHORFOR FOR DONALD TRUMP!!!"
I roar like a new kitten that has watched the lion kinsg.
the wind is strong
plaiting its eerie whispers into my bare openings
writing the  faeirie myth herstories  of the ending year
into my wise, wistful, women hair
like a royal variety perfomance
hosted in my rustic vajazzle

[the ice queen - Nicole Kidman] 

now winter begins
and the light barren shortest day,
like a bitter wizened old harriden
scratching her stilletto finger nails
that cling to wizened claw fingers
on a chalk board whilst standing on a ledge
like nosferatu's quivvery shadow,
mimics its lack of bounty
and we are terrosorised!

 But fear not child, soon the sun will rise
like Nigel Farge , in a florescnet visible cloak,
like a wizard doing road works,
riding an Icarus horse
off the white cliffs of Dover, airborn,
into the skies and our communal forever.

copyright poet Helene 'butternut squash' Smithee 
19.12.18