Friday 19 June 2015

I am now a pop supertstar!!!!! Visit my bondcam and buy my records for 81p.

Aplogies as usuals for being absent for sucha a long time my wondrous friends. It is becamuse i have beem hypno regressed an i have foound out that i have been a musicina in a pst life and have while a way many an hour on a harspicod.

It is a wonder. You would be amazed how many famous pices of music that have been supposedly written by famous madmen in wigs were really written by there female wives, servants and wenches that were conned out of there talents. More on that another time, it will not happen to me because i have ciopyrwrited everything. However the big news is that I will be releasing a new album of spoken word / songs based on the poems that you have marvelled at in this blog dear readers.The album is called 'Helene Smithees' Greatest Hits!!' and will be avaailable in full when i have fiunished it, but for now you can listen to the debut track which is a reworking of my poem 'After the Solstice' first blogged here; .

so now without further ado i can reveal my debut album track, 'After the Solstice' - those of you who know me for being a wicked wit will notice that we are currently before the solstice tho the poem was written a few days after the sostice a few yeasr ago but dont be confused its just me being funny as usual. : )
WATCH IT NOW!
\you can also just ;isten if you are someone who has fits if you see flashy colours or if you are on drugs that give you eye fuzz. LISTENM NOW HERE - IT IS VERY SOOTHING> YOU CAN SHUT YOUR EYES TOO