hello, i thought id blogged this poem of old a long time ago but i cant find it? it must have fizzled aways and dispapeared off my blog. TYPICALK!
anyway seeing as its bonfore Night I thought i would share it for your amusemnt after youve had too many sausages and baked potatos, and too much beer and your contemplating life while look into the embers of what would have been a Catholic man who was burned to death
after he'd been stretched to a height of 9
foot tall on a rack in the Towel of London.
[modern day guy forks]
via GIPHY
BASTARDS - WHO DOES THAST!
foot tall on a rack in the Towel of London.
[modern day guy forks]
via GIPHY
BASTARDS - WHO DOES THAST!
fireworks
like cocks filled with gunpower
ejaculating into darkness
to the sound of gasps in their thrawl
to the sound of gasps in their thrawl
with their sparkle stardust
fizz jism schism
fizz jism schism
bang! pop! wheeeee!
then they fall back
grounded to mother earth
like a lover's limp member
there casing found soggy
in the grass the day after
their journey ending
of the empty back wall
like the Chinese thwarted sperm
in a population limitation programme
ironic huh?
Didn't the Chinese invent fireworks
and, like Moby said,
and we end up in the gutter
or dying of syphhilis in Reading gaol.
Oh, the futility of life's flash,via GIPHY
all our deaths are premature
like a firework wank
life is pointless,
but we must sparkle,
while we can.
Copyright Helene Smithee