Happy 54th Birthday Doreen!

We are all friends in the world especilly now we have the internet to cast wide and far through the ocean of toxic sludge and plastic bottles that is cyberspa=ce. But sometimes amongst the old discarded rubber tyres and the stench of sewage you will catch in yoour trawl a shell with a beatiful opallescent shiny creamy bedazzling  rainbow embossed pearl in it, or a pebble that glissens like a diamond in the warm hot sunshine even though you can still tell it was just an old bit of a Jack Daniels bottle thrown over board by a salty old letcherous drunk man, who looks like father Christmas after his wife has left him, out fishing in Miami. Or, you may find a bottle with a massage in it saying 'hello! i am on the other side of the world and i would like to be your fiend' and so your write back and fall in love with Sting from the police who dropped the bottle off a bridge in newcastle then he marries you and you have five houses and tantric sex and he dumps his wife because she is a slag and every day he marinades you with songs played on his mandarin and it is truly beaty. That is what the realm of possibilities behold in this new age of cyber space. And so, it is with that in mind, I am wishing the freind of a facebook friend, who I have never met, a happy Birthday. And I have written a beautiful heartflat poem to calibrate this auspisciou s day for Doreen who is a Goddess of the sea.

Doreen, Goddess of the Sea it is your Birthdee!

Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen,

I'm begging of you please don't take my man,

but I know you will not take my mister sister 

because you are a Goddess,

a serene wise woman of the wondrous womanly sea of the world,

We are sisters, our permanent waves controlled by the mother moons

tugging and ebbeing of the timely tides

and so to today,

It is your great day,

Hooray, as they say, 

You are blessed with friends who are kind and lovely

and even though they are a little bit mad,

they are sharring there love 

across the big oceans

chattering to people on facebook like missionaries

Like ministers of the church - like Jesus was in fisheries,

when really they should be doing there tax returns,

but they spurn those tax returns so that they can learn

to love all the people of the world, on facebook

and so we are here to join in with that cheer, have a beer, 

and a bun, and fun, we shun

The tax system with its patriachal slaverry.

For we are women, nay goddesses,

and we're tired of tidying messes

and we are the world, and the sea

We are free to be

as angles and dolpins wondering sprites full of glee

drinking nice cups of tea

with honey like a bee

laughing so much at life with our sisters that we do a bit of wee

we

are wishing you happy birthdee

Doreen.

Goddess of the sea.

Copyright helene Smithee. 2011

(I will have to Sue you if you steal this work)

Here is a lovely Birthday video and a song that I found on youtub. Love and Hugs from the Editr.

I am now declaring a birthday poem competition open. Write your poems here or on facebook. Love and wondrousnessness to you all.