Love &; enlightnment thru poetry with Helene Smithee: Limericks for Jesus at Easter by Helene Smithee - work ing progress over the easter holiday.

Im going to do some more in a bit so pop back later, like Jesus did on Easter Sunday

if your just reading the first on that I wrote. Please add your own poemas and limericks for easter in the comments if your are artistic like i am. Thank you/.

Limerick number 1.

A young Jewish man who looked Swedish,

Once made the Romans quite peevish

so they did the snide

and had him crucifried

Although not everyone believes this.

Limerick numer 2

Good Friday was not quite so good

For Jesus when nailed to some wood

Now we eat fish thats fried

Because on Fried - day he died

and because fish arent

all covered in blood

(like Jesus was on the cross)

This next one isnt a limerick but i am a creative soul and wont be nailed to any cross of regiment and rules i have to go with my flow.

happy birthday god bless you pictures Poem numvber 3

It's Easter weekend and so what we do

Is take a trip to B & Q

Because woodwork was Jesuses craft

that's why the nasty Romans laughed

and made him build his own cross from a kit

which made being crucifried even more shit.

poor Jesus.

Does anyone know if POntius Pilate invented Pilates? If he did i might have to give up that genre of yoga because of its negative conitations.

[some verse here by my protege E-Fluent}

On Easter Saturday there lied therein

in the tomb wrapped in some special linen

a loin cloth he'd bought in Turin

Was Jesus who died for our sin

and everyone was very sad

that Jesus had been killed by his Dad

who was also Jesus which sounds quite mad

But God works in mysterious ways like my i-pad

(God inventing tablets)

and soon people would not trust their eyes

because instead of stinking and being covered with flies

Jesus Christ like a zombie would rise

which would be the most lovely surprise

to be continued....

The final ode of this poetry marathon fr Easter comes again from my protege, young urbane poet E-Fluent. It is a great trubute thtank you E-Fluent for being part of this blog though I know you are indebted to me for discovering you and for all the guidance i have given you in your career.

Rap For Jesus by E-Fluent

Hip hop and a hippety hay

Here's a rap for Easter Sun-day

Those Romans nailed J-sus thru his wrists and legs

so we can all celebrate eating cholcolate eggs.

A hip hop and a hippety hoo!

Hey Pontus, that was a mean thing to do

you tortured J-sus like a Spanish Inquisition

just to invent a new yoga position